Hi! I'm here in order to offer THE OLDEST ship you've ever seen.
Although it seems destroyed, it is THE MOST RELIABLE ship you would ever buy.
This is CHEAPER THAN any other you would find in the market. It is also BIGGER THAN the one that is being sold together with this ship.
This ship is called "Wreckage" and I think it is THE CUTEST name I've ever heard. Wreckage is a LONGER name THAN Wreck, so if you want to make it SHORTER, you can call it Wreck.
Everybody who has travelled on this ship says that it is QUIETER THAN any other means of transport.
So don't hesitate and buy Wreckage, THE BEST and LEAST LUXURIOUS ship you can ever have!